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DR Darke's avatar

Why, she's a Magic Autistic Dream Girl! 🙀

This movie sounds stupid in the same way a lot of maybe-supernatural "thrillers' in the late 20th-early 21st Century sounded, where they had enough money to hire a talented and known cast and pay for good (or at least expensive!) special effects, but apparently the writing was done by a dozen Studio Executives dictating to Chimpanzees with typewriters.

All at once.

Collated by Donald Trump's sons.

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Bathroom of the Future's avatar

Fun fact: there's a very minor car explosion in this movie that was filmed in our hometown, filmed on a local bridge that serves as a border crossing into Canada. This is the most interesting thing that happened in the 25 years I lived there.

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David Conner's avatar

Whoa, that sixty million Y2K-dollar price tag raised my eyebrows. That's "somebody thought this could be the 21st century answer to The Exorcist" money.

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HappyCapy's avatar

"Bless the Child travels a perversely straightforward path. Everything in it is exactly how it seems."

This is perversely hilarious for a thriller, a genre which has as one of its defining characteristics being uncertainty and quick plot turns.

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