> I ascertained through context clues that Freddy was a cross between Chuck E. Cheese and Chuck E. Manson <
That is GOLD right there! Great review!
The "Five Nights at Freddy's" games have built a ridiculous amount of lore over the course of the series -- none of which seems to have made it into the movie, based on this review. I suppose it doesn't really matter for this type of material, and even the games themselves did a significant amount of retconning as they went along.
Even so, I feel like the core idea of spooky animatronic creatures going on a murder spree COULD be a really fun movie; it's too bad this one wasn't it.
"2019’s The Banana Splits Movie"
The... what? How did this escape my attention? It looks like "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey", but somehow got released by Warner Bros.
> I ascertained through context clues that Freddy was a cross between Chuck E. Cheese and Chuck E. Manson <
That is GOLD right there! Great review!
The "Five Nights at Freddy's" games have built a ridiculous amount of lore over the course of the series -- none of which seems to have made it into the movie, based on this review. I suppose it doesn't really matter for this type of material, and even the games themselves did a significant amount of retconning as they went along.
Even so, I feel like the core idea of spooky animatronic creatures going on a murder spree COULD be a really fun movie; it's too bad this one wasn't it.