Special promotion time! Be my 300th paid subscribers, win cool stuff!

It's just like the movie 300, but completely different!

I've been stuck at 295 followers for the last two weeks. I really want to break through, so I am having a special promotion: the 300th person to become a paid subscriber to Nathan Rabin's Bad Ideas gets a unique signed copy of the My Year of Flops book congratulating you on the distinction of being 300 AND a signed copy of the "Weird Al" Yankovic "Beat on the Brat" vinyl mini-single from a few years back. That's right: I'm willing to part with one of my hundreds of "Weird Al" Yankovic autographs!

They can be yours (possibly) for just 5 dollars a month! Plus, you'll receive thrice-weekly Joy of Positivity pieces and vote for the new movie I review in the theaters every week. And when The Fractured Mirror comes out, you'll also get exclusive excerpts from it.

I've learned from the movie 300 that 300 is a magical number and that once we reach it, we'll all be super-buff, scantily clad, and vaguely fascist, as well as intensely homoerotic! So we've got that to look forward to!