Announcing the Quarterly Box of Awesomeness: Now Even More Awesome!

(Jeb Bush voice) Please become a paid subscriber!

A while back, I announced that I would randomly select a paid subscriber to receive a “Box of Awesomeness” from my personal collection of stuff. That turned out to be overly ambitious. I rarely leave my home, and it turns out that you have to do that to acquire new things.

So the Monthly Box of Awesomeness is now the Quarterly Box of Awesomeness.

Every four months, on the fifteenth, I’ll send one lucky paid subscriber the Box of Awesomeness. I’ve noticed that unless I take active steps to promote paid subscriptions, I lose paid subscribers at a steady rate, which is not good.

Become a paid subscriber for a chance to win all the items below!

Incidentally, the Lighter Side book is REALLY bad. I was feeling nostalgic for my childhood, but holy crap, that is one of the unfunniest things I’ve ever read.

The other books are much better, particularly the ones I wrote.

To make the deal even sweeter, I’m throwing this in as well: