1984's Infamous Silent Night, Deadly Night Scandalized A Nation By Fusing Kris Kringle and Michael Myers
This is gonna be fun, if not exactly ho, ho, wholesome!
If you were not alive in 1984 it can be hard to conceive what a bizarrely big deal Silent Night, Deadly Night was at the time of its release. The sleazy, low-budget Yuletide shocker became national news thanks to a public outcry led by Citizens Against Movie Madness, a mom-centric aggregation of moralistic scolds who picketed theaters showing the film with crude homemade signs reading “Save Santa” and “Santa is NOT a Murderer.”
Silent Night, Deadly Night was seen as a particularly egregious slasher film but also as a sign of societal decay.
Gene Siskel took to the airwaves to call the film’s commercials, which focused on the image of an axe-wielding killer Santa Claus “sick and sleazy and mean-spirited.” The outraged and indignant film critic named and shamed everyone he held responsible for what he saw as an insult to cinema, propriety and everything that’s good and wholesome about us as a nation.
Siskel didn't just object to Silent Night, Deadly Night on creative grounds; he found it morally repugnant as well and felt that everyone involved should feel ashamed.
“Shame on you” explicitly scolded Siskel, his voice positively vibrating with barely suppressed rage. Siskel clearly felt that Silent Night, Deadly Night belonged on the naughty list.
And if Silent Night, Deadly Night teaches us anything, it’s that there are severe consequences for not being nice, most notably in the form of brutal axe-killings. Siskel thought that Silent Night, Deadly Night was bad and wanted to punish it severely.
“Your profits truly are blood money” Siskel told the people behind what he described as the most contemptible cinematic abomination since I Spit on Your Grave.
In that respect Siskel was not unlike the film’s protagonist, who grows up seeing Santa Claus less as an endlessly benevolent gift-giver and more as a psychotic figure of vengeance who will destroy the wicked and unworthy in brutal and creative ways.
Roger Ebert’s criticism was equally outraged, extreme and personal. He said of the sleaze merchants behind the film, “I would like to hear them explain to their children, and their grand-children, that it’s just a film.”
It’s more than a little ironic seeing and hearing Ebert express soul-consuming rage towards the makers of sleazy exploitation movies considering how many sordid, provocative and sex-obsessed soft-core romps he wrote for Russ Meyer.
A cheap horror movie with a no name cast that probably would have been forgotten without all the publicity the boycott engendered instead became a flashpoint in our never-ending Culture War.
Parents were particularly apoplectic that advertisements for Silent Night, Deadly Night ran places where small children could see them, like afternoon football games or the newspaper.
They REALLY did not want to have to explain to their children why Santa Claus now had an axe and seemed menacing and psychotic instead of jolly and kind.
I was eight years old when Silent Night, Deadly Night was released and vividly remember being struck by its central advertising image of the axe-wielding arms of a killer Santa emerging from a chimney.
It’s worth noting that at no point in Silent Night, Deadly does its slasher go up or down a chimney. That's not really his deal. He’s not into gift-giving and rewarding, just life-taking and homicidal punishment. It doesn’t ultimately matter. All that matters is that the ads for Silent Night, Deadly Night were ultimately too good at generating interest and conversation. Fortunately and unfortunately for the filmmakers, the interest was overwhelmingly negative and the conversation revolved around whether the movie represented a terrifying nadir for not just pop culture but western civilization as a whole or whether it was just an abysmal movie.
Silent Night, Deadly Night’s advertising is what really got people’s attention but the film itself seemed design to stir up controversy as well.
The Christmas-themed slasher begins ominously with a prologue in the 1970s that illustrates the horrifying formative trauma that turned a sweet little boy into a teenaged mass murderer.
Five year old Billy Chapman (Jonathan Best) travels with his mother and father to see his grandfather in a psychiatric institution. The creepy grandpa appears to be mute and catatonic when Billy's parents and baby brother are around. But when the mental hospital resident is left alone with the traumatized five year old he suddenly comes disturbingly to life and begins talking to Billy about how Christmas Eve is the most terrifying night of the year because if Santa Claus thinks that you’ve been naughty he will punish you and punish you harshly.
It’s an extremely effective scene because it takes the discomfort we all experience when left alone with weird old relatives we barely know and have nothing in common with and ratchets it up to the level of horror but also because the child actor is convincingly freaked out and the elderly thespian is legitimately terrifying.
It’s all downhill for poor Billy from there. Billy’s parents make the fatal mistake of stopping for a hitchhiker in a Santa suit. What they do not know, and cannot know, is that this sick Santa recently murdered a clerk for thirty-one measly dollars and is excited about killing again.
The crazed killer fatally shoots Ricky’s dad and then sexually assaults his mother in front of him and his baby brother. He then slits the mother’s throat and goes looking unsuccessfully for Ricky.
It’s a horrifying sequence that reminded me of Last House on the Left. Like Wes Craven’s directorial debut, Silent Night, Deadly Night is not potent and powerful because it is artfully made or sophisticated. The antithesis is true. Last House on the Left and Silent Night, Deadly Night are tremendously effective because they are so artless, tawdry and raw, more analogous to grindhouse and outsider art than conventional horror films.
Billy and his brother Ricky end up in a Catholic orphanage run by Mother Superior (Lilyan Chauvin) a sadist who shares Billy’s grandpa’s conviction that life is mostly about guilt, shame and punishment.
In its superior first half Silent Night, Deadly Night is a crude but incisive exploration of the almost unfathomable pain of early trauma and the way it persists and spreads like a virus or a disease.
Billy’s childhood is so terrifying and tragic that it’s hard not to feel compassion towards him. He is the hate that hate made, a cursed soul who never stood a chance.
The orphan grows up to be a strapping teenager with sinewy muscles and a whole lot of issues around Christmas and Santa Claus.
A kindly nun who takes a liking to Billy helps get him a job in a toy store where his enthusiasm and strength make him a valuable member of the team.
As a member of Generation X the toy store scenes in Silent Night, Deadly Night are pure nostalgia porn. Oh, but I wanted to go back in time and snag all of those Muppets stuffed animals and Star Wars play-sets! I honestly could have spent a happy half hour just gawking at all the nifty toys in the background.
Incidentally, I can’t imagine that Jim Henson and George Lucas signed off on having their beloved creations associated with possibly the most reviled movie of the 1980s.
Having Billy work at a toy store filled with the hottest toys of 1983 (when it was filmed) lends the movie a documentary aspect. It’s a sociological document of what the world looked like when the film was made on top of everything else.
Working at the toy store suits Billy to the extent that we’re treated to a “Billy enjoying his new job” montage. He can only keep the darkness at bay for so long, however. Despite his homicidal hatred of the character and the holiday he represents Billy is pushed into playing the store Santa when the original fake Kris Kringle is unavailable.
The look in Billy’s eyes when he reluctantly accepts the worst possible gig silently but insistently says, “I hate being in this suit so much that I am going to embark on a killing spree.”
Billy’s coworkers unfortunately do not recognize that very specific expression. So when he attends a debauched Christmas party in his Santa suit and sees a sleazy colleague try to sexually assault another coworker he snaps.
He flashes back to watching his mother be sexually assaulted and kills the man. Then, for good measure, he kills the woman as well. He figures that he might as well finish what he started so he kills all of his other coworkers too.
It is at this moment, about halfway through the film, that Silent Night, Deadly Night stops being a movie about trauma and child abuse and becomes a standard-issue slasher movie with a dude in a Santa suit instead of a modified William Shatner mask.
The hokey gimmick is that Billy takes the whole idea of Santa knowing whether people have been bad or good to psychotic extremes by murdering anyone he considers naughty. While murdering these poor folks Billy is sure to say “naughty" or “punish” so that in their final breaths his victims can know why he’s murdering them.
What makes Billy interesting and complicated is that he is a victim as well as a victimizer. Life has been unrelentingly cruel to him so when he starts killing people it’s unfortunate but also understandable.
As the final boss for his Christmas killing spree Billy goes after the nun who made his life hell as a boy but is cut down in a hail of bullets.
At this point Billy’s younger brother utters the word “naughty”, promising to begin the bloodshed all over again in the inevitable sequel.
There’s never been a movie quite like Silent Night, Deadly Night. That might seem strange considering that the sequel recycles a solid half hour of Silent Night, Deadly Night in its early going. Despite its shameless theft and self-cannibalizing Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 manages to be even crazier and more psychotic than its predecessor, a movie is every bit as insane and debauched as its very bad reputation would suggest.
Critics and moralists wanted very badly to punish Silent Night, Deadly Night for being naughty but the free market instead rewarded it. A movie that many people felt strongly shouldn’t exist in the first place spawned not just a uniquely bonkers sequel but an entire nutty franchise I could not be more excited to explore with you.
I watched the 2nd movie a few years ago. A few weeks ago, I finally got to see this one, the original. The whole story about how each movie came to be and how they were received are really interesting. And all of those Christmas songs, written just for the movie. Weird but True: the one song stuck in my head this season has been, "Santa's Watching".
My main memory of this movie is the edglord 11 year old at the bus stop who wouldn't quit talking about the killer Santa he saw at the movies with his dad, and described how Santa killed people to us. He also liked Friday the 13th movies. He also cried uncontrollably in front of the class when our principal dressed up as Santa and visited classrooms that year. I figure the two are connected because who the hell brings an 11 year old to see Silent Night, Deadly Night?
Despite a soft spot for grindhouse and b-horror this movie still doesn't sound like it would appeal to me. I can't wait to read the rest of the entries in this series though.